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  • The Man. 12:25 pm on October 19, 2009 | 0 Permalink | Reply
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    the Man thought you might like to know that the most interesting show in the world is coming to the most interesting city in the world. Of course the show is invite only, if you have one then you know.

    http://dosequis.com/mostinterestingshow/

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  • The Man. 4:58 pm on July 24, 2009 | 0 Permalink | Reply
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    The only reason he has a phone book is so he can tear it in half. He invented the Chuck Norris jokes because he doesnt need any more attention from the ladies…

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  • The Man. 7:26 pm on July 16, 2009 | 0 Permalink | Reply
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    He is the father of Windows XP, the mother Apple Computer, and his wrist watch has been running on a Pentium chip for over 100yrs.

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  • The Man. 7:17 pm on July 16, 2009 | 0 Permalink | Reply
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    Every major world leader since George Washington has had him on speed dial. And you may ask, there was no such thing of a telephone in 1776, how can that be? Well folks that is because he invented a time machine that actually works and the cell phone that even receives reception when traveling through time.

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  • The Man. 7:14 pm on July 16, 2009 | 0 Permalink | Reply
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    He is the man who invented the Jedi force, and he created the dark side simply out of boredom for a little game of galactic chess.

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  • The Man. 7:11 pm on July 16, 2009 | 0 Permalink | Reply
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    He once threw a game-winning 99-yard touchdown pass… from the 5-yard line.

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  • The Man. 7:11 pm on July 16, 2009 | 0 Permalink | Reply
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    He never sings out of tune, our ears are simply broken.

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  • The Man. 7:10 pm on July 16, 2009 | 0 Permalink | Reply
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    He does not apologize, because that would suggest he did something wrong.

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